Toto Pass Toto – 18+)
EPISODE 5
No time to waste, I logged out ’cause it is just two hours and some minutes to paralyse somebody’s daughter.I swept my room and cleaned the electronics in the room furniture in the room.Dressed the bed and brushed my teeth, went to the bathroom and took my bath.
Spray the whole room, insert a soft music in the speaking system. I checked the time 12noon, I put a call to Tracy.
Me: hello, Tracy baby smiling
Tracy: my love, hope you are hard and ready to scatter my p+ssy giggling, my d+ck twitch
Me: am overly ready to do that, am even h+rd right now.
Tracy: lemme go and wash my p+ssy properly clean, and then start coming.
Me: alright, baby. call ended I laid on my bed kicking the air, Tracy is a girl that her p+ssy can make any man go gaga.
Last supper with my ex is not a bad idea, i went out of the room in search of pharmacy.
On my way I saw PHCN officials climbing an electric pole beside a yard, some rugged looking muscular built guys of three emerge accompanied with children, and some women with young guys.
Muscle guy1: iffa count 1! You don jump down from that pole like agama lizard I stop and watch
Phcn official1: ona nodey gree pay bill Still climbing the pole
Muscle guy2: you nodey hear? rushing to push down the pole
Phcn 2: wetin you wan do? blocking his way
The muscle man lifted the PHCN official blocking him up…
Muscle 2: you wan swim for inside that suckaway? he stood before open suckaway filled with dirty water
Phcn 2: abeg ooohh!! No! No!! I get children for house oh!! My family!!I shook my head and walked away, got to the pharmacy and saw one small girl alone in the pharmacy.
Small girl: good afternoon thinking if I should buy the Cd and Tm from her
Me: umhh… Give me that medicine called Kiss.
Small girl: okay she brought out a roll of it how many?
Me: three i brought two hundred naira and gave it to her
Small: why is the medicine called kiss? I asked my aunty but she refused to tell me.
Me: because Judas kissed Jesus before he was captured, eehhh…
Small girl: hmm.. But my uncle use to wear it see this small pikin oh I was scratching my brain on what to say when her aunty entered the shop talking with a passerby.
Me: good afternoon, give me tm 200ml
Her aunty: okay, do you have malaria?
Me: yes, strong one.
Small girl: aunty what is TM? all these kind small pikin be witch o
Her aunty: is temple and mountain she gave me the drugs in package
Small girl: okay!The sun was so angry that I have to buy cold pure water trekking down to my house, when I got to the house and checked the time it was 1pm on the time.
I rushed inside the bathroom and took a quick bath, came out and dried my body with my towel.
Ate rice quickly and drank two tins of milk, i took a glass of water and swallowed the TM pee.
Stripped myself to my boxer, I picked up my phone and dialed Tracy number…
Mtn woman: the mtn number you are calling is switched off i press the red button angrily
Me: Tracy you have kill me!I rolled on the bed in frustration, minutes later my d+ck started rising slowly and became very strong and hard. I checked my contact list to see who I will call to help my condition, a knock landed on my door.
Door: koo! Ko ko!!
Me: am coming I fly to the door thinking was Tracy
Ada: good afternoon, can you… staring at my boxer were my d+ck was standing like pole
Me: ehnn.. What should i help you with? shifted my waist inside the room
Ada: ehnn.. Is inside my room, just to put bulb.
Me: let me wear short, am coming.
I went inside and wore short, came out and followed Ada, the young couple house wife.
Her a*s vibrate with strong velocity that I started imagining stuffs coupled with my h+rd b+g d+ck.
She went inside and I followed, my big d+ck forming a huge bulge in my short.
Ada: wait…She entered the hallway and some minutes later…
Ada: come inside…I left the chair and entered inside the room closing the door from behind, I was surprise to see her on just towel.
I lost all my senses as she untied it and let it fell from her body, i was about pulling my boxer ’cause I have pulled the short I was wearing earlier with speed of light…
Voice: darling, am home…!! from sittingroom Enemies…
Ada: my husband is back tying her towel back
Me: where should I hide? parked the whole things I pulled earlie
rAda: get inside the wardrobe both of us sweating
Me: no, no, bathroom.
Voice: sweetheart, am home! heavy foot-falls coming from the hallway I ran inside the bathroom and I heard the door opening sound, breathing heavily and drenched with sweats of survival.
My foolish dck was still standing aright and strong, if Iescape this I will stay away from sx enhancer drugs I swore.
Voice: I was calling you, what were you doing?
Ada: I was n***d, wanted to have my bath. Why are you home so early?
Voice: I forgot the file I wanted to take earlier inside the wardrobe thank you Jesus
After some minutes, I heard little sounds, probably he took the file…
Voice: you look so take away with the towel on you, baby.
Ada: owwhoo! I need you inside me baby I dey inside this bathroom Heard kissing sounds for some minutes, and then the bed started making some sounds. I come wish say I don marry, my wife go hear am.
Ada: aahhh! Ooohh! Like that baby.. F+ck me hard, harder!! Ah ah..Voice: ah aah ahh! your p+ssy so sweet!! skin slapping sounds
Bed: wikiwikiwiki….
Ada: sp+nk my big +ss kpaaa!!
Voice: yaaaa! Aaahhh!! Oh! Oh!Two minutes later…
Voice: ummhh…… Aaaaaahhhh….. Am cummmmmmmmiiiiiinnnngggg….
Ada: no, no, am just starting to… Ah ah, enjoy it…
Voice: ah ah! ah! ah!! You are so sweet, baby.I almost laughed out but I held myself, two minutes for quickie. I wondered how many minutes he will use in the night while servicing his wife, no wonder she is cheating on him.
I was anticipating for the man to leave so that I will rough handle his wife, everywhere was quiet maybe they are catching their breathes..
Voice: you are the best wife in the world, let me use the bathroom.
Ada: okay. how em take dey okay?
Heavy foot-falls approaching the door I was behind, my bladder immediately was filled up and I started urinating in my boxer and as pee dropped on the bathroom floor making sounds, I tried to stop it but it refused to stop.
Voice: did you keep the tap on?Ada: oh! Yeah, yeah, I was busy washing my panties in the bathroom.
Voice: oh.. I will use the other bathroom then.
Ada: please do, I do not want you to see my dirty panties so I be dirty panties?
Voice: I love you so much darling, I will make it up to you in the evening.
Ada: love you too, I understand.
Their feet were making sounds as they exit the room through the door which sound I heard when it was slammed shut, I pulled my boxer and wore the short on.
I waited patiently for the door to open, my dck has already fallen by this time. The door was opened by Ada.
Ada: am so sorry… with remorseful look
Me: no be me and you oohh!!I ran as fast as my legs could take me to my apartment, after washing myself and soaked my boxer I came out of the bathroom refreshed, I tried Tracy number…
Tracy: hope you did not take tramadol or viagra laughing
Me: Tracy, make thunder from transformer strike you with electricity.
Tracy: calm down now, I be wan come oh… But you see ehhnn.. I no get TP laughing
Me: na your parents you dey laugh, witch!! Idiot!! she ended the call I angrily blacklisted her phone number and blocked her on whatsapp, Biggy entered the room…
Biggy: you been dey pray? I no know say you don join mountain of fire.
Me: oboy no be prayer oh, na Tracy wey for don land me for mortuary by now.
Biggy: I for come inherit this place na em be so, oboy… Your former yard girls bad oh!
Me: hope say you nodey f+ck f+ck those small girls?
Biggy: my brother, em hard to make heaven when person dey live for hell. Wetin you cook?
Me: I no cook anything oh, no near that kitchen oh.
He still went ahead and entered the kitchen and came back with a plate of rice, I decided to ignore him and ease my anger on social media.
A message came in from Albino…
Albino: chiaa! You wicked oh, you no even tell me say you don park commot sef.
Me: you no be dey around na, you go play away match.
Albino: shey you no get my number, if no be your friend I for no know, which side you dey? my come see you…shey them send ona?*
Me: abeg no come today, come tomorrow typed and sent
Albino: okay. I switched off my data, and faced Biggy who was going through a book.
Me: when you start to read na?
Biggy: when you turn my father, ehem… Man u get match today oh.
Me: make we go watch am, their mate dey play night football.
them dey play afternoon.
Biggy: if them nofit win this Europa I go commot from the club.
Me: see you? Them sign you enter the club, you don ever buy ticket go watch their match.
Biggy: very soon my yahoo go click, I go lock you up for all the insults you dey insult me.
Me: matcheewww… I go lock you inside house oh, come outside na.
We came out of the house ready to exit the compound, when we started hearing…
Voice1: useless man, you can not take care of your family shouting
Voice2: woman, i will beat you mercilessly, if you do not shut up! yelling
Biggy: no be caretaker voice be that?
Me: yes na, them don start their evening madness. The man sef no get manhood.
Biggy: you mean say em no get amu, guy, why you dey lie na..
Me: mumu… Your brain nodey function well, I mean sayna em wife dey take care of the family, come make we dey go joor.. hiss
We went down to the street, and stood on the main road.
Biggy: make we enter this bar watch the match.
Me: before! I dey hear say police dey jack people for bet9ja office.
We entered inside the bar, and took seats. The match was on as people have started cursing the players on the screen that are not playing well. Biggy signaled the waitress, the girl probably will be 19years, she is very dark to come over.
Biggy: bring two bottles of star. chisos! Two?
Me: hope say you get money to pay for the heaven and earth you dey order for sha..?
Biggy: if you no buy drink, them go pursue you commot.
Me: how the talk translate the question I ask you?
Biggy: I don hear she served the drink and keep an opener on the table
Me: Blacky, bring one bottle of coke and one hundred naira meat.
Waitress: my name no be Blacky oh, I get name, my name na Regina. see nyash
Me: your name fine like you, we fit talk later.. she startsmiling
Waitress: yes na, I go close for 8pm. My go bring your order.
Biggy: ashawo dey worry you oh, wetin you wan use that girl do?
Me: you be her father or brother?The match started well, as my club pressed on the opposition. They scored a goal, and the loud shout from the free viewer in bet9ja office was more than those of us who bought stuffs to watch the match.
Voices: goooaaaaaalllll!! Man u!! For life!!! outside
Man: goaaaallll!! shouting close to our table, spits dropping out of his mouth
Me: oga wetin na! i go use umbrella yell at him
Man: you dey shout for me? You know who I be?
Biggy: wetin concern am? Oga shift your gutter mouth, em dey smell.
Man: you dey mad! he want to slap Biggy, but when Biggy get up from his seat the man change his mind
Me: Biggy pity am, em weight no reach.
Man: you wan fight bah? We go see he walk outside holding his phone We were still watching the match, when the man came in with two other rugged looking guys
.I kept one of my eye on the screen and one on them, the match was about 78minutes when Biggy stood up.
Me: where you dey go? You never pay for the drinks you buy oh!
Biggy: na two bottles of beer wey go make me run, i wan piss.. I dey come now now.I was suspicious of him, Biggy can do the unthinkable sometimes. Some minutes later, another rugged looking guy joined the table of the man that we had quarrel earlier.
80minutes into the match and Biggy did not return, I waited for another three minutes he did not return. Is Biggy bladder now 50litres?I signaled the waitress to come over, I wanted to escape.
Me: how much be the money? give her one thousand naira note
Waitress: you and your friend own na eight hundred naira searching my pocket for my phone
Me: my phone… If you hold your phone, help me call myline still searching for it
Waitress: call your number
Me: 0906379***
Voices: goaaaalll! Man U for gutter! my phone ringing in my pocket
Boy: thunder roast this coach, commot this Ashley young na, make my slip no cut oh!
Man: na this guy talk say my mouth smell pass dirty gutter pointing towards me
Me: goaaaaalllll!!! Man u na stupid club, tufiaaa.. i start walking towards the exit*
Waitress: oga your change.
Me: I dey come…Immediately I stepped out of the bar, the other men stood up from their seats. I broke into a run, and they chased me.I ran like my life depend on it.
I ran very fast, they continued chasing even when I was out onthe street.
When people start seeing how serious the race was, people that were walking joined me in running. I wondered who was chasing them.
Voices: stop there!! Stop there!! shouting
Me: I dey craze?
Boy: why you dey run running with me
Me: I no know. I got to my gate because it is not far from the bar that Biggy and I went to watch the match earlier,I used my both hands and slammed on the gate repeatedly in a hurry.
Me: Musa Alai! open the gate! fast fast!!
Musa: who wan bring am down for my gate?
Me: na me Victor, abeg open oh! fast fast!!
Musa: so na you, I dey come..I nearly climbed the gate before the gateman opened the gate, those guys after me were closing in on me.
Luckily for me their trousers were not on their waist, I quickly ran in and jammed the gate close.
Musa: oga Victor na you be this? no, na my ghost
Me: you don see am breathing heavily
Musa: na who dey chase am for you?
Me: armed robbers….I did not even finish what I was saying when Musa disappeared inside his security quarter, and I wondered what will happen if thieves invade the yard. I ran into my apartment the moment loud banging started on thegate.
I barged inside my room and saw Biggy, sitted before the table that a bottle of malt with a bowl of plantain chips with two laps of fried chicken is on top.
Me: how manage? breathing heavily
Biggy: wetin happen? why you dey sweat like ice block.
Me: those guys you fine trouble dey wait for you outside oh.
Biggy: you no mean am, come show me them. My scatter their teeth and their bones, ama bone breaker.
Me: cat fish dey swim for your brain, I no need to be your map. Go outside go see them.
Biggy: fear fear, those small boys pursue you and you run like cow wey escape slaughter laughing
Me: you think say em funny? Shift joor. I sat on the couch with him and took one lap of chicken and devoured with speed, I quickly filled my hand with the chips and stuffed them in my mouth. I ate like a mad man, Biggy raised the bowl of the potato chips and I went for the bottle of malt and emptied the remaining content.
Biggy face was like someone who swallowed a crocodile, his eyes turned red.
The spirit of stinginess was telling me to check the potatoes I bought few days ago, I left for the kitchen and was not surprised that Biggy has fried all.
Me: you no fit see food commot eye Biggy? Remember say bible say man shall not live by bread alone. One day I go give you rat chop.
Biggy: if you leave food you no go die, em don tay wey you go church my interpret am for you, wetin there mean say make we no chop only one food alone. Na em make I add am two laps of chicken with bottle of malt.
Me: I no blame you, your sense expiring date don pass. You wan play game?
Biggy: yes na, my teach you how to play game.
Me: go drop those plates wey you finish my precious potatoes for inside kitchen first.
Biggy went to the kitchen, while I busied myself with setting the game. I connected my laptop to my flat screen television, and did the same with the two wireless pads. I gave Biggy the one that the running button was not working and took the one in perfect condition. he picked Barcelona and I picked Real Madrid.
We started the game and I was quick to score him one.
Me: goal! You are my son touching his head
Biggy: my men nodey run.
Me: see excuse, you don dey fear? nothing do the pad oh.
We resumed the game again, I immediately scored another. Biggy paused the game and changed the control settings, within some minutes he scored.
Biggy: I talk am, say my run control nodey work. Messi been dey run like person wey carry shit for nyash.
Me: las las, you no go fit win me sha..
Biggy: I go pity you, maybe dash you extra two.
I was strong defensively for the half-time, and we ended the first half with one goal difference, I was the one leading.
The moment we started second half, he rushed and equalised.
Biggy: you dey feel am, i will whip your bum bum.
Me: na only Messi you dey use na, and my mind nodey here.
Biggy: you wan run laughing why you even run from those small boys sef, you nofit withstand them. Fight them like man.
Me: for your info. I be young man, my go fight those people wey don reach bus stop of their destiny and future, is your brain aware of what you are saying?
Biggy: na only to sharp mouth you sabi, gerrehiaaaa…..
Me: my call this babe oooohhh… Na 10pm.
Biggy: so, you sacrifice your life because of phone number?
Me: you suppose to dey think of where to sleep, go arrange kitchen na there you go crash during the friendly match.
I tried Blacky phone number and after it rang twice, shepicked the call.
Blacky: hello…
Me: Blacky how far na? Ona don close?
Blacky: hiaa.. I don tell you say my name no be Blacky, we don close, anything?
Me: where you dey now?
Blacky: I wan go house, I dey junction.
Me: Jesus! Thank God you never enter motor oh, them dey kidnap and kill people well well for this area around this time, them even rob one girl yesterday. You no get anybody to sleep with for this area?
Blacky: no, I no get. Talk truth.
Me: I nodey joke oh, I dey live for one self-contain around that junction.
Blacky: i fit come your house? compass don click
Me: ehnn.. I dey come now now. Wait for me for the junction.I ended the call…
Biggy: guy where you dey go? Na toto go kill you oh.
Me: no worry, na my destiny be that.
To be continued….
