Toto Pass Toto – 18+)
EPISODE 2
Me: I no know o we walked to my door and saw my landlord sitted
Me & Biggy: good evening, sir he stood up from the chair
Oga Landlord: I don turn sir, I no be oga landlord again? wey my money?
Me: I go com… I scratched my head, I have promised him that yesterday
Me: my bring the money. I unlocked my room and switched on the light, brought out all the money under my bed. I didn’t need to count it ’cause I know it is eighteen thousand naira, I gave it to him. He spits on his thumbs rubbed it together and started counting the naira bills in his hands.
Oga Landlord: why eighteen thousand naira? I scratch my head nervously
Me: I never do withdrawal, when I do I go come your house, what of my receipt?
He brought out a pen and receipt booklet from his pocket, and tore a piece from it. Wrote my payment details on it and handed it over to me, I glanced through it.
Two Months extra to pay for my rent before it will expire again.
Oga Landlord: I nodey do bonanza again oh, if your rent expire all those burial excuses you dey give no go change my mind. I go park you and poverty commot from my yard.
Me: I don hear, goodnight. He left, I and Biggy went inside and ate, I brought out my best corporate wear and my black Italian shoe that I bought with my life savings, I was busy polishing the shoe while Biggy was chatting. When I was done with the shoe, I plugged the iron and started ironing my church wears.
Biggy: wetin happen? you wan look responsible go witches and wizards confederal meeting?
Me: wetin be the color of your problem, make thunder with seven sounds no descend on you there, you no know say tomorrow na church.
Biggy: I know, but two of us know say Angels wey dey handle registrar dey always mark us absence in advance, wetin differentiate you from juju man be say you no get shrine.
Me: I no get your time I started whistling
Biggy: I…. He beamed as video call came in After sometime I raised my head from the ironing and saw Biggy almost n+ked, his boxer have been pulled to his legs.
Me: o boy, no c+m for that bed oh.He didn’t reply, he only moved his n***d self and his android, to a corner of the house doing video call s+x chat. I slept off while he was busy m+sturbating and video calling n***d, otondo. I was determined to be the first person to be in church next day.
Ring tone: if I die young Biggy’s phone rang in my dream I woke up and saw the wall clock, 9:30am.
Me: demonic sleep!! I cursed Biggy was on the phone, the place he slept was wet with his sweat.
Biggy: my love, good morning.
Voice: baby, I missed you, you promised me ten thousand naira but you haven’t sent it.
Biggy: you know I love you so much, I’ll send it to you.
Voice: if you don’t send it today, I know you don’t love me. Bye!!The call ended, and Biggy turned to me with one look that says ‘please help me with 10k’
Me: if I give you revival slap, your brain and heart go go back to factory resetting.
Biggy: abeg na, you know say you be my guy. I love thisbabe die, na the girl I wan marry.
Me: you no wan marry Sophia again, wetin be this one name again, polygamous boyfriend?
Biggy: her name na Sandra, she fine well well fair and tall, come get big nyash and moderate br+asts, she be 300L student and she be virgin.
Me: descriptor! You be the biggest mumu, in fact na your picture them go put to define M-U-M-U for dictionary, you never f+ck the girl?
Biggy: yes, she be virgin. She talk say after our marriage, she go give me her virginity.
Me: which university babe wan marry jobless man? Catfish dey swim for your brain, how much you don spend for the babe body?
Biggy: about 200k, I love Sandra, bro. I had headache immediately
Me: you be maga, no wonder you dey sweat like Christmas goat, chaaiii!! You don f+nger the girl to confirm say na virgin? she dey torment you for dream and reality. I don leave church matter today, make we go see the babe.
I was able to convince Biggy that I will give him the ten thousand naira if we visit the girl, he followed me reluctantly after we were done preparing. We dropped from the bike in a fence house, since Biggy is known to have a girlfriend in the yard, the gateman let us in, when we got to the self-contain that Biggy’s girlfriend was living in. We were about to knock, when i heard funny sounds.
Female voice: aaaahhh.. ya ya!! F+ck me h+rder baby!!!T
Manly voice: aaahh! you are riding me go… Oohh!!Loud sounds of skin slapping at each other
Biggy wanted to knock, I grabbed his hand.
Me: your sense dey pain you, you nodey hear the m+aning?
Biggy: she dey watch p–n I laughed
Me: your body system no wan believe your ear, somebody dey inside dey f+ck your virgin vampire wey don s**k all your blood. the m+aning and gr+aning becomes louder
Biggy: na lie, she dey watch p+rn. Na my opportunity to disvirgin her I started laughing
Me: that p+rn she dey watch go be HD live, make we gocheck window.
After some persuasion he agreed, luckily for us her apartment is closed to the fence. Biggy has started sweating already, we went to the corner of the apartment.
Her window was facing the fence, we peeped and saw inside.Sandra was the face we saw directly from the window, since she was on top of the man beneath. The curtail didn’t let us see more, we only saw her face down to her cleavage, but couldn’t see her br+asts.
Her eyes were shut as she rode the man beneath with so much energy, the man was already saying a lot of nonsense. Swear, the girl is a five star general on bed and off bed.
Manly voice: I l..o..ve yo..u, I..will cha..se m..y wife an..dki..D’s
Biggy: S… I covered his mouth and dragged him out of the window
Me: you be the biggest otondo, no be only Virgin Sandra. she be virginity Sandra, if na so Virgin be. I better marry my grandmother.
Biggy: I nodey gree, I must disgrace this girl and that man today, I swear crying
Me: na only you oh, what if the man get muscles, you don already dey cry. The man go beat you, you know say I no get strength to help you fight. you will be beaten and disgraced to hospital laughing wickedly
Biggy: the thing no funny, that girl use me like typewriter.
Me: before! she for use you as laptop? cry no more son,I get plan. If you go fight now, we no go fit revenge. Son,let’s go home.
Biggy: son kill you there, this thing pain me.. I feel like crying.
Me: guy, you dey cry. LaughingWe left the yard, I now remembered that I should buy a new phone and buy condiments for soup at the front of the gate, I checked my pocket to feel the paper I wrote what I wanted to buy but felt nothing.
Me: oooohhh!!
Biggy: wetin happen, why you dey mess with mouth? I eyed him
Me: I don forget the paper wey I take write those things wey I wan buy.
Biggy: forget about the scale of preference, even Nigeria nodey use their budget. You too stingy.
Me: polygamous boyfriend of virgin Sandra. I ran as he chased me, we ran to the market because it is walkable from were we stood. I bought a new Android phone, then we browsed foodstuffs stores in the market. I bought cow meats and goat meats three hundred naira each, add it tilapia. Periwinkles and crayfish, with egusi soup. Since Biggy won’t eat too much ’cause of heartbreak, I’ll be the one eating everything. I plugged the phone to charge, and prepared thick egusisoup. I made garri, Biggy was busy thinking.
Immediately, I dropped the bowl of water and a plate of soup with garri. Biggy rose and joined, the motion he used in swallowing the morsels of garri with soup could only be calculated with speedometer, his speed made me caught his hand.
Me: o boy na wetin happen? You nodey eat like person wey dey suffer for heartbreak?
Biggy: how person wey dey suffer for heartbreak dey eat? Chewing meats
Me: small small, you no suppose eat at all sef.. the girl break your heart, the girl wey you love so much, you even see am with your korokoro eyes.
Biggy: chaii.. na truth, the thing pain me. Sandra na me you suffer like this? Washing his hands
Me: add the 200k you spent on her too for your lamentation.
Three minutes later he joined me and used another motion that only wild cat family will understand the motion he swallowed garri morsels. After we were doneeating, I switched on my phone and started downloading social media applications. I logged in WhatsApp and saw Tracy online, my ex girlfriend. One day Tracy uploaded another’s boy picture while we were still dating and I confronted her, she sent a reply that almost made me rope myself. ‘shut up there! You are very useless, how much have you gave to me apart from all the s+x styles on Earth, with your useless manhood. I have break up with you, you don’t have future’ I almost commit suicide but the sweetness of revenge didn’t allow me, I later learnt that the boy dumped her, such is life.
Me: how much should I pay you for all the damages I’caused your p+ssy? I typed and sent, my heart was beating fast, hope say this girl no go mention big money o
Tracy: hahaha she sent with plenty laugh emojis, another typing..show on the screen
Tracy: poverty have strike your brain, well… I don’t have time, can you sub. for me? broke a*s. I cleaned the sweat on my forehead and exhaled the breathe I was holding, my heart beat rate cooled I went to my wardrobe and searched for my diary, brought it out and flipped through the pages, find Tracy’s account details. I used mobile transfer and sent five thousand naira to her.
Me: did you receive an alert of five thousand naira?typed and sent
Tracy: yeah… I wonder who sent it.
Me: I sent it to you, use two thousand naira and subscribe for two Months. Use the remaining three thousand naira and procure an effective ‘tight my p+ssy drug’ so that the borehole between your legs should transform to hole typed and sent, laughin gI know after she is done reading that message she won’t be able to sleep this night and the next day, I switched off my data and logged out.
Biggy came inside with towel tied around his waist, he has been in the bathroom while I was chatting.
Biggy: guy, what of the revenge plan na?
Me: oh… I don forget sef, how many Month remain for your rent to expire?
Biggy: a month, how rent expiration concern the revenge?
Me: my mind dey tell me say na two weeks remain for your rent to expire, you go call Sandra now. Tell her sayyou no well, make she come your house come collect fifteen thousand naira, convince her say you nofit wakago bank do the transfer.
Biggy: what if she no come?
Me: that girl fit go Sambisa forest and f+ck the head of Boko Haram ’cause of money. He glared at me, I was laughing He dialed her number and she picked it quickly.
Phone conversation.
Sandra: baby, you haven’t sent the money, that means you don’t love me crying like a baby
Biggy: you know i love you with all my heart, I can even die for you. Should I render my life for you now?Thumbs up
Sandra: no, if you die now? who will I marry. Who will be taking good care of me, you know you are one in a million so na one million people dey service her toto, apart from Biggy
Biggy: I know… I’d have sent it, but I am very sick, I can’tgo to the bank now. I have fifteen thousand naira at home, can you come and take it? With tired voice
Sandra: okay, am on my way, baby. She ended the call
Me: you be the girl atm machine, her mouth na the atmcard. You hear wetin she talk?
Biggy: I know say you wan mumu again. No, I nofit remember, wetin she talk?
Me: say you be one in a million, mean say she dey f+ck one million people minus you he hissed and searched for what to wear I went to the bathroom and took my bath, I came back to see my phone ringing. I received the call from my twin brother Victory.
My twin: you no try oh… You win 500k you no even send shi shi for me. I was shocked, my phone almost drop off from my hold
Me: how you take know?
My twin: forget that one, I dey broke help a brother.
Me: I go send you 10k, send your account details. The call ended immediately
He is also saving his call card, Nigerians are very economical when it concerns monetary expenditure. I also saw missed calls from Tracy, I started whistling happily.
Later I and Biggy prepared and left my room, we headed to Biggy’s room.
we prepared the room and bought juice, and put it inside the fridge. I asked Biggy to wear just boxer and singlet, and pretend to be sick.
Biggy: wetin we wan use this juice and this medicine you buy do?
Me: ……………… I whispered to him
Biggy: bad guy, you suppose dey prison for all these evil sense you get he raised his hand to shake me
Me: you dey mad? which color your sense dey operate with?His phone rang, it was Sandra calling.
He picked the call quickly.
Sandra: am almost there, hope you are at home and the money is with you, don’t disappoint me oh.
Biggy: am home and the money wh… with tired voice
She ended the call immediately, I gave Biggy the look ‘don’t f+ck up’ before leaving the room. I was about going outside the yard, when I walked passthe virginia Sandra. the girl was graciously beautiful, her front side was moderate and her backyard will make everyman fall in love, big and shaking in every steps she takes. Tall and fair, no wonder she turn Biggy to mumu.
Fifteen minutes of waiting outside, my phone rang and the caller was Biggy, so soon.
I quickly answered the call.
Biggy: guy, come… come.. come.
Me: you don do the thing? The call ended abruptly, i inserted my phone inside my pocket and ran into the yard, my heart was pumping excessive blood.I pushed open his door and entered the room, I was shocked on what I saw.
Biggy was already n***d and Sandra was n***d, he is already f+cking Sandra. her two legs raised up by Biggy, he has positioned himself in her p+ssy.
Me: how you take do the miracle, I no know say you been dey sell lady’s wears oh.. before.
Biggy: my blood dey hot, start to video skin slappingI quickly brought out my phone and started taping, Biggy was sweaty as he put all his strength in f+cking Sandra. As if the money he spent is inside her p+ssy, luckily for Sandra Biggy has moderate d+ck if not the motion he was f+cking her, she won’t be able to walk home.
Sandra laid on the bed subconscious, her both legs hung on Biggy’s shoulders.
Her br+asts were jingling as Biggy continue to thr+st in and out of her p+ssy.
Biggy: aaaahhh.. you are a sl+t!!! with bass
Sandra: oohhsss… Aaaahhh… low m+ans
Biggy: scream b+tch!! Ooh aahh ahhh loud skin slapping
Sandra: aaaahhh.. ohhhh f+ck me h+rder she grabbed the bedsheetI taped from Sandra’s face down to her nether, and stopped at her p+ssy were Biggy’s d+ck was flying in and out of her p+ssy with speed. I continued videoing till five minutes later when Biggy signaled me to stop.
Me: what of the blood? He looked at me like someone that have gone mad
Biggy: which blood?
Me: you don wash your bedsheet or you change am?He realized the point I was making and hissed
Biggy: video this part well, I wan give her doggystyle.
He turned Sandra over and put two pillows under her stomach, he positioned her two legs in kneeling position.
He knelt behind her and spitted on his palm rubbed it on her hole, and also j+rked his d+ck with it.
Kpaaa!! Kpaa!!! Loud skin slappingBiggy was f+cking her like someone who stole his threemillion, she actually scammed him of two hundred thousand naira but the force Biggy used earlier was tripled.
Biggy: aaaahhh ahhhh.. spanking her +ss, as he went h+rder on her p+ssy
Sandra: aaahh oohhh, yaaa.. ooohsss f+ck me m+ans now audible I became scared that the drugs will loose it hold on Sandra, I almost wanted to end the videoing after five minutes but….
Biggy: am c+mmmmmiiiinnnggg gr+aning like Adewale goat
Sandra: ousshhh … Aaaahhh.. c+m inside me, oh gawd.. m+aning louder
He pushed her and she turned over, he rushed to her face and forced her mouth open
Biggy: ahh.. ahhh.. j+rking and gr+aning The first rope of c+m landed on her nose and the second shot straight into her mouth, Biggy controlled the other flying loads of c+m inside her mouth. I captured the whole moment.
Biggy: the girl toto sweet die catching his breathe and cleaning sweats
Me: you no use condom? Your own foolishness dey display with rainbow.
Biggy: condom nodey available, and when the availableisn’t available, you use the availability. she clean and beautiful. she no go fit get STD na. Pointed at his d+ck
Me: them dey write am for forehead or STD na for ugly people, well done sir.
Biggy: sas your p—k wan tear your boxer, guy come release oh! before you go go rape innocent goat of my landlord. Laughing
Me: for that one wey dey chop d–k like mad and swallow sp+rm like anaconda, thank you sir. I no want.
he stood up, and wore T-shirt with trouser and escorted me out of the yardI took bike and went to my house straight, I did the transfer I promised my twin brother earlier. Immediately I switched on my data, my WhatsApp opened mouth wide swallowing my data in name of messages. I clicked on Tracy’s message and saw that she has deleted a lot of messages she sent earlier.
Tracy: why do you hate me? for all the love I showed you, sometimes I’ll come to your house and cook for you, and we will have s+x from 9pm to 5am. Online
Me: am sorry, I was just pained on what you did to me, baby typed and sent
Tracy: I didn’t mean to, am sorry. I still love you till now,is it too late for us to go back to the way we wereaunty is too late oh
Me: I love you Tracy, but… we can still be just friends typed and sent
Tracy: you mean friends with benefit? With lovely emojis, offline
Me: I hope say I be the benefactor typed and sent*I grumbled as PHCN took the light, I’d have opened the window and stayed indoor for natural air to come in, the air that will come in won’t contain elements of oxygen, nitrogen, water but odour, carbon iv oxide, and matured mosquitoes of 93years because of the dirty gutter behind the window.
My phone rang and the caller was Biggy, am dead…
TBC
