Toto Pass Toto – 18+)
EPISODE 8
I knelt down and prayed over two hours, I have never in my life be so scared of dying.
Me: who wan kill man pikin, now that am enjoying my life. I felt thirsty, so I visited the kitchen and drank one cup of water.
Me: na wa oohh… Small enjoyment kingdom of darkness will start running upadan to kill somebody.
Sleep was not an option so I busied myself on my study desk reading and doing research.
When the time was 4am, I took my bath and prepared for work. I was ab it nervous, I pray I do things right.
Around 4:20am, I left my room for work.
Luckily for me I took a taxi plying the road after I beat up Musa before he opened the gate, he sleeps like someone who has been carrying trailer.
I paid the taxi driver who only had me and one other elderly man as his passengers that morning, after he dropped me at the gate. Surprisingly the gate was open, I just entered.
Me: my eyes dey worry me, Abigail! She turned with a surprise look, she sure do recognized my voice I grinned from ear to ear. She was hugging herself, as she stood before the security checking point.
Abigail: Vic, you are early.
Me: very early, why are you here?
Abigail: came to supervise supply shivering
Me: cold dey finish my love I hug her tight and refuse to let go
Abigail: I never knew I needed that.
Me: you never can tell, my shift my hand small she punch me playfully
Abigail: bad pikin her pidgin was struggling
We stayed like that for a while, before a thought came to my mind.
Me: why did not you, let your dad the director to do it?
Abigail: he is not my dad, he is just my uncle managing my dad’s industry am safe fah!
Me: visit me na! Please na!! Before you go na!!! Abigaillaughing
Abigail: why so many na in your pleading, I will think about it. I may come, so… Close early.
Workers started arriving, she left after a brief chat with me. We were given the necessary training, the place for work smelt like hell.
I would have quit right away if I had a choice, after the tutorial tour. I was stationed to a specific duty, mixing of chemical.
I was introduced to few apparatus that I have read in the books but have not seen them, after a brief trial. I was bailed out to start work tomorrow,I did not eat anything. So, I was very hungry and I started seeing everybody as food, I cursed the instructors for not giving us a break.
I was in a taxi and my stomach was singing songs, in between two slayqueens.
Slayqueen1: oga, why you dey look me like say I be food no lies, she resemble fried rice
Me: no vex, you just too fine like fried rice.
Slayqueen: oga na wow for you oh, hope say you get money sha… who call you?
Me: no worry, you be stew rice. I no dey chop stew rice.
she is even chewing gum like prostitute I ignored both of them and concentrated on my ordeal, I was shifting uncomfortably moving the angry worms eating up my stomach walls. I jumped down from the taxi immediately I got to my gate..
Driver: oga, my money! I never pay, chaii
Me: oga no vex i give him 5h
Driver: your change.
Me: keep the change no be my mind sha… To prevent insult I ran pass Musa, and knocked repeatedly on my protector.
Musa: kai! Me dey catch am for shit!?
Me: Musa, my brother dey inside house?
Musa: yes oh.. Me dey hear am for hadar, f–k me me.. For inside.
He came out with sleepy face and unlocked the protector for me, I briskly walked pass him and settled with a plate of rice that I dished for myself in the kitchen.
After I swallowed 7 spoons in a split of a minute, I drank one bottle of water.
When my stomach has settled, I moved myself with theprecious plate of rice to the bedroom.
The room was having foul smell, Musa was not actually lying.
Me: why here dey smell sprm sprm and toto water?
Victory: smiling like Oka for oboy, Ada sweet oh.
Me: you know say she don marry? her husband na millitant oh.
Victory: no mother force.
Me: I don hear you, when I rest finish we go enter Kelly house.
After I was done eating, I took my bath and rested for a while before we left for Kelly’s house.
We dropped at Kelly street from a taxi, me and Victory.
Victory: no be Tracy be that? pointing across the road She stood before the car’s driver seat talking with the car owner, I did not see her face but that Shape was that of Tracy.
Me: na she oohh, the witch have die in my hand today.
Victory: wetin she do?
Me: forget about question now, help me scatter this girl show.
I go tell you later.
We quickly crossed the road, we were very closed to the car when Tracy looked back and saw me.
She became scared, “you never see anything”
Tracy: baby, you can now go. I will come to your house later go to where?
Me: Tracy! Tracy! Where is my money, cheap ashawo!?
Victory: bro, na the girl be this? after you f–k am finish. She take your money run.
Me: yes na, wey she get stretch mark for left brast, she sabi swallow sprm.
Tracy: excuse me, who are you people?
Tracy bf: what is the meaning of this, Tracy?
Me: the meaning be say, after I f–k your girlfriend anyhow. She get mind thief my money, after she tell me say nobody don f–k am like me.
Tracy: baby, he is lying crying
Victory: em dey lie now, when you dey shout give it to me hrder and faster, em no lie oh thumbs up
Tracy bf: how come he knows you have stretch mark on your left brast?
Me: ohooo! Ask am o.
Tracy: he is just guessing, no no.. He is my jealous ex boyfriend.
Victory: he is now your ex boyfriend now?
Me: you don know me ba, guy leave this ashawo.. She get hiv.
Tracy bf: don’t ever dare call me, if I see your both legs in my house. I will release my bull dogs for you he ignite the engine and put the car in motion
Tracy: please… Baby! I love you, please.
Victory: eyaaa.. Lover girl Tracy running after the car
Me: first to do, nodey pain. Second to do ehnn… Tracy, ntooor!!Immediately we accomplished our mission, I and my brother disappeared from the scene. People were now coming out wondering why Tracy is ranting like an injured dog, we find our way to Kelly’s house.
We took a curve ’cause Kelly’s house is in east ward block, we were still walking on the road when a girl…
Girl: good evening.
Me & Victory: Evening. she walk pass us vibrating her a*s more, we both turn at a time to witness it
Victory: that kind small girl carry that kind big thing for back, na weapon of mass destruction if she grow oh.
Me: na those ones wey her nyash big pass her destiny be that, bro. You try for me oh.
Victory: you sabi scatter relationship oh both of us start laughing
Me: put legs for ground, make we go jassle Kelly before the idiot go run.
We reached Kelly house and we knocked, he opened the door wearing just boxer.
Kelly: Vicko… The twin don remember me today.
Me: Kello… This one you dey boxer, hope say you nodey knack sha.
Victory: make we enter inside na, this sun dey fry brain.
We went inside and Kelly offered us drinks, we refused to touch the drink.
Me: wetin be the name of the witch you carry give Biggy?
Kelly: you mean Chioma, na God safe me oh! I for don die by now.
Victory: you don turn Biggy to woman wrapper, Biggy don graduate from women washing undies university with distinction.
Kelly: em don reach that level?Me: your head dey pain you? Em don pass sef.
The girl get remote for Biggy.
Kelly: except say, we go go fine person wey go f–k her. If she like the person, she go release Biggy as she release me.
Victory: nobody wey no go fear for free sx oh.
Me: no worry, all those park boys wey sprm don full their body.
Dey even fine to f–k devil daughter, we go just select the biggest dck dash am.
Kelly: make we enter park go fine na, make em try fine small oh. She nogo gree for burnt offering oh.
Victory: no worry, we go select one wey fine give her. After em massacre her toto, she go free Biggy.
Me: oya na, come make we go… I get visitor, Kello we go enter park together na, tomorrow. I and Victory left the room, Kelly escorted us down to the gate. He left us and we both entered the open street, we were gisting and talking when we sighted Tracy with four macho guys approaching us.
Me: bro, you dey see wetin I dey see?
Victory: yes, you wan wait to fight?
Me: I dey craze, apply speedometer without break.
We took to our heels and the hefty men with Tracy pursued after us, their heavy foot-falls shook the ground threatening earthquake, I ran like never before. I do not imagine myself in any other place apart from mortuary if those guys lay their hands on us.
Luckily we saw a taxi and flagged it down, the driver examined us. We were breathing heavily like people escaping death. We were escaping death sha…
Me: oga, junction how much? Just there…
Driver: 1k.
Me & Victory: one thousand! Na plane?
Driver: ona dey go or not?
Our pursuers foot-falls stamped on the ground like racing gorillas.
Voices: make ona stop there! We go kill ona today! Ona dey challenge area bone breakers thick bass
Me & Victory: we dey go, abeg oh! we enter the car
Me: oga, start this car na.
Driver: ona never pay na.
Victory: take take!! he receive the money Our pursuers were closing in when the driver ignite the engine and put the car in motion, he sped towards East and we lost our pursuers.
He got to the junction and slow down the car, he pulled over.
Driver: make ona come down, we don reach junction?
Me: is your brain aware of what you are saying?
Victory: if you no move this car now, now! I go kill you here oh!
Me: oga recite the Lord’s prayer.
Driver: ona nofit do anything, make ona come down!
Victory: you wan go or not?
Driver: I nodey go anywhere.
Me: you wan know say kingdom of God dey suffer violence?
Driver: ona be devil oh! Make ona carry ona body commot from my car na.
My twin brother came down and went to the driver seat window, he snatched the key from the driver. And I also came down, we went towards the busy road as the driver of the car that dropped us earlier chased after us.
Driver: bring my key! Hey!! Hey!!!
Victory: our 1k.
Me: no do wetin I go shake all the bones commot from your body oh.
Driver: ona be devil oh, bring my key! We go fight oh.
Victory: sas you dey, bone bone… No flesh, commot your hand from my shirt before I change am for you.
Driver: I nodey gree, my car key.
People were looking at us like demented people, as everyone mind their business in city.
Is only a well dressed man with bible that walked to us…
Preacher man: why are you people fighting?
Me: fight ke! If i descend on this man, na 8feet em go dey na.
Driver: them don collect my car key, i go call police for them oh.
Victory: bring our 1k.
Preacher man: money and cars are all vanity, please brethren… Seek the kingdom of God, and there is no space for fighters.
Me: we don hear you, oya na. Give us the 1k, so that wego return the key.
Driver: oga I know you oh, why you dey collect offering if money na vanity?
Preacher: the bible says bring the first fruit of your labor, even in Malachi..
He will open windows of blessing.
I deep my hand inside the driver pocket and dragged out the 1k, my brother gave the key back to him not without a fight.
Driver: ona be thief!! shouting
Preacher man: repent oh sinners, turn away from Babylon.
Conductor: going! Psst!! Ona dey go?We took the bus and left the driver with the preacher man behind, I could not wait to get home and changed my wet shirt with sweats.
We arrived at the gate and I met Musa smiling at me from his doorpost.
Me: why you dey smile like roast goat?
Victory: I wan even ask am.
Musa: ehnn… Kai! Somebody come check am for you, she pine well well. I quickly brought out my phone, did not know it was on silent all along. I checked missed calls and I saw two missed calls from Beauty and that is the only missed calls I had, my mind started beating like warrior drum.
We went inside, and I tried her number twice before she finally picked up.
Me: hello, baby.. My sweet heart.
Beauty: don’t sweet heart me, where did you go to?
Me: I went to a friend house.
Beauty: I came to your house and I did not see you, I was missing your dck thank God you no see me oh
Me: me too baby, please can you come back?
Beauty: no, I will not… Are you cheating on me Vic?
Me: God no go gree..
Beauty: so why were you not picking or you were with your useless girlfriend.
Me: I did not know my phone was on silence, if no be you. No one else my baby.
Beauty: make sure, I do not catch you with those useless little girls.
I will cut off your manhood and feed the girl to vultures she hiss And rudely ended the call, i felt my g—n with my palm to make sure it was still intact. I uncladded myself and took my bath after my twin brother, we were playing ps when a knock landed on the protector.
I stood up quickly, and lo and behold Abigail was the one looking extremely gorgeous beaming like the sun behind the protector.
Me: you came? smiling
Abigail: before giggling
Abigail: I hug her tight you will just kill somebody’s child.
Me: sorry, I cannot help it. You are so pretty.
Abigail: thank you.
We went inside together, the moment we entered the room. Victory’s eyes left the television and focused on Abigail.
Me: Abigail meet my twin brother Victory and Victory meet Abigail with one breathe
Victory: oh! Where did you get this pretty one born once in 20 thousand decades coming to shake her, i grab his hand
Me: no try am, just park your load and vamoose.
Victory: na wa for you oh, welcome our brother wife walking towards the door
Abigail: your twin is so sweet.
Me: you never can tell, what should I offer you?
Abigail: just water, dear.
Me: I dey craze, you must chop the food I cook today, by force and fire Abigail laughing
*I went to the kitchen and returned with a plate of rice, the door pushed open and Victory came in looking worried.
My heart beat rate increased…
Victory: bro, my charger don blow, help me with your charger Iex hale heavy breathe
Me: na charger make you look like say somebody die for your family?
Victory: na wetin Nigeria economy don turn person to, wey your charger. Abigail laughing
Me: see am there…
Abigail: you guys are very funny em get why He left us in peace with my charger, I was eyeing my charger as he left with it. Is not everyday someone gets an original charger when you live close to Abia State, I arranged the table and placed it on the feet of Abigail. She was forming or should I say she is shy…
Me: eat na, the food will get cold.
Abigail: I told you, am not hungry.
Me: okay oh, is like you want me to feed you like my baby she start blushing
Abigail: no, please covering her face I dug the spoon inside the heap rice on the breakable plate, took the spoon filled with rice to her mouth.
Me: aaahhhh.. Eat.
Abigail: no, oh!
Me: if you hate me don’t eat she remove her hands on her face, she open her mouth and eat from the spoon
Abigail: umhh.. You try.
Me: na lie joor.. Ama good cook right from my mama womb. Abigail laughing
Abigail: you are not serious, this should be the last spoon.
Me: last spoon ke, you need the whole plate and even more for the upcoming match.
Abigail: you are not serious, what match? giggling
Me: you will soon find out? I wink at her I was gisting and feeding her she did not realize when she almost finished the plate of rice
.Abigail: oh my God, you have over feed me. Please, am not eating anymore.
Me: the food is so tasty, your eyes were telling me don’t stop.
Abigail: naughty, boy. I cleared the plate and came back, I started a pillow fight and she joined me. Her laughter was full of life, that I felt guilty of going down with her.
We cuddled and played for a long time, she lay on my chest while I played with her hairs.
She has already said I want to go thrice already and made no effort to go.
Abigail: Vic, I want to go home.
Me: why?
Abigail: is getting late and I will be travelling tomorrow.
Me: are you sure? she nods Her eyes were sending ‘kiss me signal’, I lowered my lips to her’s and she accepted it wholeheartedly. As we both s**k from our mouth, I held her gown zip and lowered it down. Just a snap I unhook her bra…
Abigail: you are just a bad boy, it takes me two minutes to get that on.
Me: bad boy for only you.
Abigail: hmm.. I hear you.
The kiss became demanding as I hover my hands all over her, she step down from the bed and pulled off her gown, she remained only on her pnt.
I could not stop admiring her beautiful structure and flawless skin, her round firm brasts stood so inviting on her chest.
She joined me on the bed and I off her pnt, I laid her on the bed and spread legs. I wanted to eat her wt pssy she held me my head..
Abigail: what are you doing?Me: I want to taste you.Abigail: okay… covering her pssy
Me: remove your hands na chuckling
Abigail: hmm.. Okay.
She did, and the moment I ran my tongue on her crack she shook. I had to held her in place as she grabbed my sheet and wiggled beneath, her eye balls already rolled off.
She was speaking in many languages, after she squirted. I pulled off my boxer and my dck sprang out pointing gingerly at her.
Abigail: chisos! What is that?Me: my dck na..
Abigail: is so big, will it enter… I have just done it once oohh.
Me: it will.
She covered her face with her palms and curled her feet, as I readied myself to pnetrate into her.
Slowly slowly I was inside her, I moved on her slowly a*s he scratched her nails on my back. I kept on fcking her slowly as we kiss and made love…
Abigail: jeezz.. Ooohh.. Aaahhh, you are so good.. I loveyou.
Me: aaahhh.. Oohh i love you more.As I was expecting my c—-x, I increased my thrsting pace and slammed hard into her as we screamed down the roof with our mans.
Me: aahh ahhh ahhh, ammmmm cummmiiinngg..
Abigail: ossshhh cccummm iiinn aaahh me…I spurted my whole load inside her as she welcomed it with her o—-m, she shook violently beneath me. I disengaged when she was calm and give a sxual satisfaction sigh.
She slept off without a word, I took my bath and headed to kitchen to prepare soup I came back to see her awake.
Abigail: you are just too good she kiss
Me: another round, you will ride me this time around .m.
Abigail: not me and you, I cannot ride that thing oh.
Go and reduce it. both us laughing
She went to the bathroom and had her bath, I went to call my brother. We both came back to see her dress, she insist on going rather than stay for dinner.
I walked her to the gate battling with my conscience, she stopped abruptly before her.
Abigail: do you really really love me?
Me: ofcourse, I do.
Abigail: do you have a girlfriend?
Me: yes, and it is just you.
Abigail: I love you, bye and take care of yourself for me.
she kiss me *She entered her car and drove out, she is so sweet and charming.
But Beauty is not of this world, the thought of cheating or being a player made me feel uncomfortable as I stood and waved till she drove out of the premises.
I had a call from strange number, I looked around suspiciously before picking the call..
Me: hello, who be this?
Voice: who be this kill you there!
To Be Continued
