Toto Pass Toto – 18+)
EPISODE 1
Me: goaaaaaaa!!! I shouted, and threw the slip away
Me: I don make am, God punish village people I ran around and threw my ancient Nokia 200 that rubber band is helping it to survive
Papa Jo: and who is that unscrupulous riffraff pollutant, polluting the entire compound with his explosive smelling mouth? Incase you don’t know papa Jo, he is the grammatical bruhahaha of our compound, his grammars has sent many people to early hospitalization
Me: God don butter my bread, em pick me from gutter then baf me well.. I don win five hundred thousand naira! I shouted and jumped up, Papa Jo eyeglass fell off from his face
Papa Jo: you mean am? He asked in shock
Me: swears, on God.
Papa Jo: you remember that money you dey owe me, give me am? I eyed him
Me: matcheeewww.. I hissed and picked my slip, removed my sim card from the wretched phone and dropped it on the floor, and bounced jeje
That Evening I was feeling restless, o boy. Even my ownroom can’t contain me, as I was perceiving poverty all over the room. I waka go the yard corner go feel myself,I sighted Biggy my paddy paddy.
Biggy: iffa no get money I get where to borrow nairaland he sang as he ran towards me
Me: Biggy your nigga don blow, I go shut down this street
Biggy: I no believe when I hear the news, I come say mysee am with my korokoro eyes. As I see you dey shine 54teeth na em I believe oh
Me: on God, the slip enter like magic. Man u for don cutam Sha.. I no know who give Mouriho small sense em come use am swap Ashley Young wey no wan old uponsay em be 32 commot.
Biggy: we thank God, corner me 2k na, my take am holdmyself, later we go shut down mama Tutu pepper soupjoint
Me: hope say no be the money wey I win, na you dey embezzle as government fund oh.
Biggy: na which money again na, see… I dey lap you later, my go collect quickie from my babe. My sprm dey overflow
Me: give the girl belle and you no go ever see sun again, you know say her father na police officer?
Biggy: na police officer daughter pssy dey sweet pass,because it is always tight. Guy, condom still dey market, if Kiss finish I enter Gold cycle.
Me: I don warn you, my guy!!! We shook hands and he leftI was still thinking on which shop I’ll rent or what to do with 500k, that was the first time in my entire life that I own such money. So my reasoning was working extraordinarily.
When Omalicha came out to pour water, it was already dark then. I use to call her Slay, the girl can slay for Africa with her iPhone.
I use to call her albino because she fine and fair like mammy water, she follow for those kind girls Marlins go say aunty set well.
I no dull myself, I don toast this babe before, I used Shakespeare lines and sang like Celine Dion for her before she agreed to date me with terms and conditions.
That I’ll wash her dirty pants and bras for three Months before I’ll kiss her, and I’ll have to wash for a whole yearbefore I’ll access her pssy.
My village elders will shout “aru!!”My village women will call me “woman wrapper!!”And those village people that are enemies of progress will laugh and celebrate, from that day henceforth I killed the Satan that was pushing me to make Albino my girlfriend.
Albino: Vic boo I looked around me
Me: na me you dey call?
Albino: yes na, you know I love you so much she cameclose and started rubbing my body with her clothed b***s, she wasn’t wearing bra. I started smiling like roasted goat
Me: I no know na
Albino: from the time I sight my eyes on you, I fell in love with you and broke my legs she grabbed my sleeping amu through the fabric, it rises like angry lion*
Albino: I dey craze? you are a sharp-shooter.
Am not following you inside your room, money for hand then toto for bed. Just twenty thousand naira baby and I’ll roll on you, ride you till you scream your mama’s name. Albino moved her waist on the chair, and parked my d+ck inside my trouser. I jumped up
Me: I swear down, the money dey inside my room. Just follow me no girl enters that room and come out without destroyed p+ssy
Albino: you are not serious, matcheeewww!! she hissed
Me: na wa o!!I left her there when she started her snapping madness,I went inside my room and planned on what to do with the money. Biggy came and we went to cash out the money, the owner of the betshop sent all the money to my account. I managed and dashed the bet shop with five hundred naira and some kobo to continue life.
Biggy had an urgent call so he didn’t follow me home.
Later that evening, I was writing my phone expenditure budget when Biggy entered my room like armed robbers, I nearly had a heart attack.
Me: why you wear your Christmas clothes like children wey wan go do happy Christmas?
Biggy: I no even get time for your talk, oya na… ready, so that you go groove me. You know that clubhouse? Inodded
Biggy: them don open am today.
Me: how that one take concern me? or them dey fine manager? He frowned
Biggy: na there we dey hit tonight, slay queens and fine girls go lap, and the bills go be on you the pen I held fell off from my hand
Me: okay.
Biggy: guy? You no get joy oh, I think say you graduate as scientist not economist, wetin be this phones and prices list?
Me: how em take affect you? No be only snake queens you go f+ck, you go f+ck female pythons too. O sheyI picked up my towel and went out, took my bath and when I returned back from bathroom Biggy has slept off snoring like hungry gorilla. I dressed up and kicked his butt.
Biggy: oohhh… Na so them dey wake human being?
Me: no, you no be human being, Come make we dey go.
Biggy: no wear this your pans wey don see birth and death of suffer abeg, the bouncer no go allow you entero.
Me: you wan talk or make we dey go?
Biggy: oya na, make we dey go I dey laughWe came out of the yard, the smile plastered on Biggy’sface didn’t leave his face I flagged down a bikeman, and we climbed.
We arrived at a brothel closed to the clubhouse and I stopped the bike man, we came down and I paid, Biggy was just smiling.
The clubhouse was just across the road, and a pharmacy is attached to the brothel building. I left Biggy and bought two tablets of tramadol, and came back with it, I gave him one with one thousand naira note. The smile on his face vanished, when I started going towards the brothel.
Biggy: where be this? jamb question
Me: ashawo house
Biggy: I know say na ashawo house, wetin we dey do here?
Me: praise and worship, if you no wan f+ck go home. na here my money fit afford, if you wan go house you go. If you wan go clubhouse, see am there I pointed my finger across the road
Biggy: you sef ehnn… My manage am sha. the only thing that can kill Biggy is p+ssy We went inside the brothel, I put the tramadol pill inside my mouth and swallowed it. A loud music was playing out of the speakers, half n***d girls with fallen b*****s where parading up and down, I could hardly seeone not chewing gum. I used my google eyes and searched for my choice as all the girls where seducing me with eyes and seductive dance moves, men were sitting drinking beers. I sighted the one I wanted, she was short and fair with small b*****s. she wore see-through net-singlet with bumshort that wasn’t button, her p+ssy pubic hair was showing with her p+nt. I looked back and realized that Iwas standing there alone since, Biggy has left already. I walked to her and we went inside the room.
Me: how much? I no trust Nigerians oh, this one that boarder have closed
Ashawo: oga na one thousand naira, pull na she had pulled the net-singlet, and started pulling her bumshort with her p+ntI quickly off my short and boxer, my d+ck wasn’t responding. she already tore off the c+ndom and readied to wear it on my d+ck.
Ashawo: oga, hope say you no be impo.
This one your thing nodey stand.
She held my d+ck and started j+rking it, it rise immediately with lots of veins. I saw surprise on her face, she quickly wore the c+ndom on my h+rd d+ck and lay on the bed spreading her legs.
Ashawo: do quicky quicky, customers dey wait for me outside. I no get time I dey laugh
She laid on the bed her legs wide spread, I climbed the bed all fours. And positioned myself betwixt her legs, I grabbed my h+rd d+ck and thr+sted in, one thr+st I wasdeep inside her well of sweetness.
Me: hiaaa… This your thing wide oh
Ashawo: oga you sabi talk oh, your money go soon expire.
Me: I never c+m, you say when I c+m I go pay. she nods
Ashawo: as you dey f+ck, no touch my bre+sts, except you wan pay extra. Your d+ck big sha.. you go soon begI started moving my waist very fast, my d+ck was goingin and out of her w+t p+ssy with motion, at first she refused to m+an. when I f+cked her h+rder the chewing gum in her mouth dropped out.
Ashawo: aasshhh.. oohh! Oga easy na.
Me: umh.. ah ah ah, no…
Ashawo: my toto!! Ah ah ah I increased my pace
Me: oohh!! Aaahh!!! I held her shoulder and laid on her,as I increased my sampling of her punani speed
Ashawo: ahh oohh.. oga easy ahh!! Ooh!! Na 1k you payna, aaahh m*****g louder
45minutes later, our body was sweaty. And my waist was aching, I couldn’t move it effectively as before.
Ashawo: ah.. oga commot from my body, since that time you dey f+ck me, you never c+m. she shouted at me
Me: no vex na, I dey last well well for bed. Remain small, I go c+m I begged, still moving my waist slowly
Ashawo: oga, if you no get money to add, you go carry your h+rd p—k go outside oh. she threatened
Me: like how much I go add I couldn’t even move in and out of her again
Ashawo: add one thousand naira again, we go change style.
Me: one thousand naira!! Ah ah, em too much na, na only 5h I get.
Ashawo: my pity you, all these slim boys sha.. them go dey carry big d+ck and tramadol come f+ck ashawo.
She asked me to sit aright, my back on the bed board. She sat on me, she held my h+rd d+ck that look very strong and agile for more f+cking.
She wrapped her hand on it and j+rked it violently.
Me: ah ah ah, easy aaahh!! You wan cut am? I groanedin excitementShe played with her br+asts as she j+rked me violently, she held my amu and positioned it in her loose punani hole. She allowed only the cap in, and started moving her p+ssy muscles and then swallow the whole length, she rose again and repeated the same action.
Me: ossshh ahhh.. for..gi..ve m..e I groaned and confessed in sexual excitementHer eyes was shut, she started moving very fast on my h+Rd d+ck. Twenty minutes into the hot s+xual ride, sweet sensation flow inside my body.
Ashawo: yeeeaaaaa aaaahhh, am cummmminnnng baaaaaaabbby God no go gree
Me: ah ah! Aaaahhh!! I shot loads of c+um inside the rubber, after she squirted
We laid on the bed tired, after I caught my breathe. I wore my boxer and trouser, and my clothe ready to go. I brought out the five hundred naira from my pocket and kept it on her bed.
Ashawo: oga you wicked, you don damage my toto with tired voiceI couldn’t hold my laughter as I got to the pavement, one of the room. A man ran out with nakedness,
Ashawo 2: oga pay me my money a loud shout from the room the man came out fromA n***d lady came out too and pursued the man, the other ashawos joined her and descend on the n***d man. Konji is a bastard I cursed under my breathe, I gotto the bar in the ashawo hotel and saw Biggy drinking beer and pepper soup.I eyed the plate of pepper soup and the bottle of beer.
Me: hope say no be me go pay wetin you dey devour like wild animal o
Biggy: na you na, who else? na you carry me come here.I quickly ordered for spoon and joined him before he will finish everything, after all am the one paying with my hard earned money, minutes later we were done. We stayed there a little while, and then decided to stroll home. It was already late when we came out of the brothel.
Me: guy, tramadol good oh, to use for ashawo.
Biggy: your father!
Me: he is handsome, why you dey pala na?
Biggy: come see how the ashawo pursue me commot from her body as I no get any money to add I started laughing
Biggy: the thing no funny oh, as I dey parade the hotel with my h+rd p—k.
Me: how you come take c+m?
Biggy: I enter their bathroom do mojojo, my hand pain me ehnn before I manage c+m.
Me: no vex, I for give you 2k that time, bike…!!! I flagged down a bike man and we entered Some minutes later, we came down in my yard. We entered and saw someone on my doorpost from the yard entrance.
Biggy: who be that?
TBC
