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Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4 episode 7

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 7 “onihaxy, your Adebimpe is calling you. I knew it, you will never listen, I knew it that you are still communicating with this witch”. ME: segun, seriously, it’s not what you think. SEGE: then what is it? That you find it difficult to stay away from a witch

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4 episode 6

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 6 HENRY: but wait, I want to know what actually happened that you don’t always pick my wife’s call and hanged up whenever you heard her voice from another number. Just tell me. ME: ****chaiiiii!!!!!, what do I say now***silent for a while**** BIMPE : *****looked at me in

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4 episode 5

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 5 Throughout that day till Friday the next day, I was still feeling so disturbed until around 6pm when my phone rang, I checked and it was henry on the line. I was so scared to pick the call and I began to wonder if I hadn’t gotten myself

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4 episode 4

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 FUNMI: ok, now that you are alright, will you now answer me?. ME: hmmmmmm, I don’t have a girlfriend. FUNMI: why? ME: the last one I had broke up with me because I wasn’t buoyant to meet up with her demands then. FUNMI: and you thought it was

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4 episode 3

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 3 ME: what!!!!!!!!!! BIMPE: ***ssssshhh**** stop screaming onihaxy, we are in a public place. ME: wait bimpe, what makes you think the pregnancy belongs to me?, Aren’t you married? Or don’t you have s*x with your husband?, or are you saying Henry is impotent? BIMPE: well, the age of

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4 episode 2

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 2 *LAST WEEKEND* On Friday morning of that week, I was on my desk at work when Betty initiated a chat with me on BBM. BETTY: hi dear ME: hello love. BETTY: how are you doing? And hope you aren’t missing me too much? ME: I miss you so

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 4

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 1 I was dumb after reading the text. I became confused and speechless at the same time and lots of thoughts began to run through my mind while I was seated on the bed. “Have I impregnated her again?” “Have I contacted any disease?” “What could the test be

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 26

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 26 (FINALE) I turned around to return the phone back to the vendor and I noticed she was shaking her head. ” chai, and I wan collect this girl number ooo. but as she don hear my conversations, na Bleep up be that”. I paid for the card and

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 25

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 25 BETTY: .. onihaxy, I saw your chain when cleaning your room, you didn’t tell me you have started using chains because I never noticed any chain on you since I met you. ME:*** chain!!!! e don finally happen **** don’t mind me jaree. it was one of our

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 24

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 24 BETTY: I’m going for my masters degree program. my father has approved it. ME: wAOooh. I’m happy for you. BETTY: he agreed after I accepted his terms and conditions to marry his friend’ son. ME: what!!!!!!!!!!. so you are leaving me Betty? BETTY: onihaxy calm down, I’m not

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 23

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 23 I woke up in the morning and prepared for work and also finished tidying up the room ahead of betty’s arrival, I left home and arrived at my office around 7:15am before going for connect the. session and later resumed the daily activities. Betty called to inform me

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 22

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 22 “thanks so much for the host, I had to leave very early because of an important outing and I don’t want to disturb your sleep. Do have a nice day”. I just smiled and dialled her number and she picked up, I could hear the background of a

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 21

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 21 We continued to kiss and my hand was about to start movements when she suddenly pulled back. BIMPE: onihaxy, I’m hungry, what do you have at home? ME: *** rearranged myself and sat properly**** I have noodles, spaghetti , rice and little stew BIMPE: you and noodles sha!!,

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 20

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 20 I dropped my phone and opened my outlook on my system. I saw a message from funmi. I opened it with fear filled in my heart and it read thus “thanks so much for the gifts, I appreciate them. Just that I’m so surprised how exactly you knew

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 19

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 19 FUNMI: anyways, my birthday is on thursday. ME: waoh!!!!!!, happy birthday in advance FUNMI: thanks my dear. So where are you taking me to? ME: *** chuckled**** till then sha. FUNMI: ok oooooo. go back to your work and do have a nice day. ME: alright funmi. I

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 18

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 18 Segun and I continued to gist about so many things. And before 8pm in the night. Like 2 of his other friends outside ondo state called him to ask about the same police case and they said they paid 30k and 50k respectively to this same lawyer. I

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 17

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 17 I remained inside the bus with a mixed feelings. I thought of the lawyer who could have been trying my line, I thought of my friend who was in the police cell, I thought of how jail was going to look like on him and I started to

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 16

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 16 A text came in after the call and I checked, it was an account number from the lawyer. I sat down on my bed and I started thinking of where to get money before the next day to send to this lawyer. The only person that came to

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 15

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 15 On my way home, the thoughts of bimpe began to flood my brain and I suddenly began to develop a kind of likeness for her. I got home and dialled segun’s number and it wasn’t reachable again. Haaaa!!!, what could be happening to my friend?, this is so

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 3 episode 14

1 year ago

MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 3 EPISODE 14 BETTY: alright, that song na mama daniella’s favourite oo ME: really? BETTY: yeah, she loves playing it always. Infact, the song is her ring tone and caller tune ME: eyah, I love it too sha, the guy tried in the song, I just hope he sings another one