MY FACEBOOK GIRL SEASON 5
EPISODE 5
I was like “maybe she didn’t realized that I was here probably because she was drunk”, but Funmi surprised me when she dipped her hand underneath the gown and pulled off her pant and threw it inside her wardrobe. I sensed danger immediately and I stood up to start going out before someone accuse me of rape because of her drunk state, but Funmi walked closer and pushed me to the bed. I fell flat on my back and she came for me and sat on my laps.
ME: *** scared *** Funmi, Funmi Funmi!!!!, stop stop stop stop!!!!!!
FUNMI: ***acting funny and drunk*** my husband, what is it sef?
ME: *** surprised*** Me?, your husband? Haaaaa
FUNMI: you are the one that always complain that I hadn’t been making the move all this while. Now that I need you badly, give it to me like it’s hot.
ME: haaaaaaa, I’m doomed. What is happening?, what is going on?
Funmi sat down firmly on my laps and her hips was pressing on my d**k. I tried to resist her and push her away because I was caught unaware and unprepared. Funmi’s weight was so much on me that I couldn’t turn around. She was looking at me and laughing out without any iota of guilt or remorse on her face, she went for my shirt buttons and I was left with mixed feelings of erection and confusion.
“What is going on?”
” Is this act from Funmi intentional?”
” No, I don’t think it is”
” She was drunk”
” Yes, she drank to stupor”
” I remembered, she took five bottles of Guinness”
“She must be under influence of alcohol”
” But can just 5 bottles make someone to behave this way?”
” I don’t think she is conscious of what she is doing”
” Or is this not the same Funmi who is my boss?”
” Hope this act won’t get me into trouble?”
” Hope it won’t backfire on me at work?”
” Hope she won’t accuse me of molesting her because she was drunk?”
“Hope this act won’t bring problems between Funmi and I?”
“Or how do I explain this strange and unaware adventure?”
I was still lost in my thoughts when Funmi finally loosed the whole of my buttons. She pulled my hands and placed them on her breasts while she went further to lose my belt. This time, my mind wasn’t doing the thinking anymore as I began to gain further erection and I began to get in the mood. She dropped my belt and pulled down my trousers to the knee level while I was still busy manipulating her breasts. Funmi bent forward and kissed me as her breast was fully pressing my chest. I could feel the taste and smell of alcohol from her mouth as she was doing this.
Like play like play, we had sex that lasted for about 15 minutes before I cummed. About 3 minutes after I stood up from Funmi, I turned to her side and discovered that she had started sleeping. I stood up and went to her trolley to pick tissue paper and cleaned myself up. I also cleaned up the stains on the bedsheet and pulled down her gown to make her dress properly. I flushed the tissue in the toilet and I sat back on the bed to ponder on all that happened.
“What just happened?”
“Did I just fucked Funmi?”
“Haaaaa, my boss!!”
” But she started it now?”
” What if she wake up and denied that she never seduce me?”
” What if she wake up and accuse me of rapeing her?”
I fell back on the bed and couldn’t sleep that night. At 4 O’clock on dot, I left her on her bed as she was still sleeping. I picked up her keys and went outside to open her gate, I returned her key to her living room and I drove out of the building. I stopped the car and I came back to close the gate and returned to my car and I drove off. When I got to the entrance gate of the estate, I was stopped by the security guards and I was told that I won’t be able to go out of the estate until 5am. I had to beg them that I received an emergency call to come and help to carry a laboring pregnant woman to hospital for delivery. It was then that they allowed me to go out after searching my car thoroughly. I drove home and arrived at my place at few minutes to 7am. I fell back on my bed and I began to imagine all that happened.
I had my shower on getting home that Saturday morning. I sat down on my bed and began to think about lots of things.
“I can’t believe what just happened”
“I can’t believe I just had sex with Funmilayo”
” Was she really unconscious?”
” Was she really under the influence of alcohol?”
” Or was it an intentional act?”
” I could remember she was calling me her husband”
” Was she seeing me as her late husband?”
” How do I face her on Monday to discuss this?”
“I just hope I am not putting my job on the line?”
” Should I call her on phone right away?”
“What will I tell her when I call?”
“Should I say I was also under the influence of alcohol too?
” But I never took any alcohol?”
” All I took was an energy drink and it wasn’t alcoholic”
I thought and thought until I decided to put it off my mind. As I was about to stand up from the bed, I heard a WhatsApp notification sound on my phone, I picked up the phone to check and it was a chat from Segun.
SEGE: hi Onihaxy
ME: I’m good segun, how you dey?
SEGE: I dey fine jaree. How far about the outing na?, how did it go?
ME: that outing was something else oooo. It has put me into trouble.
SEGE: what trouble is that?, did Henry see you with her?
ME: no
SEGE: ok, Bimpe came there and fought with Funmi abi?
ME: no jor
SEGE: then what happened?
ME: we ended up having sex
SEGE: yeaaaaaaah!!!!. That’s my boy. Is that what you referred to as trouble?
ME: yes.
SEGE: it’s an achievement na. How come you said its trouble?
ME: it happened in an awkward way.
SEGE: awkward way as how?, gist me abeg.
ME: ok, we got to the bar and she ended up been drunk after taking 5 bottles of Guinness.
SEGE: heeeeeee!!!!, 5 bottles?
ME: yes
SEGE: so your boss na brewery?
ME: I never knew she used to drink until yesterday.
SEGE: so what happened next?
ME: she was drunk and intoxicated that she began to act funny and say some funny things
SEGE: like someone that is high abi?
ME: yeah.
SEGE: ok, continue.
ME: so I called on some guys to help me take her to the car. So I drove her to her house and we arrived there at some minutes to 12am.
SEGE: waoooooh, na late night outing ooooo. It means you slept in her house niyen?
ME: yes
SEGE: then what happened next?
ME: she pulled off all her cloths in my presence and seduced me to erection. The funniest part was that she called me her husband and she was addressing me as if she was addressing her husband.
SEGE: ok, I’m with you
ME: she made the move and we had sex and she slept off thereafter.
SEGE: hmmmmm. That’s called “drunk sex ooooo” the thing dey sweet die. Abi no be so?
ME: you no well Segun.
SEGE: was she conscious after the sex?
ME: no, she slept off immediately.
SEGE: so why are you now saying it led you into trouble?
ME: I don’t know if she was conscious of the sex or not, so it won’t appear as if I raped her or took advantage of her drunken state to molest her.
SEGE: has she called you since then?
ME: no ooo, she hasn’t. I was even thinking of calling her myself but I don’t know what to say if I call.
SEGE: don’t call her, let her call you first. And when you see her, don’t say anything relating to the occurrence. Just pretend as if nothing happened.
ME: but what if she talk about it?, or ask about what happened when we got to her house?
SEGE: just wait till then now. Then you will tell her that she was the one that lured you and molested you.
ME: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Will that work?
SEGE: very sure. Just don’t say anything about it until she brings it up.
I suspended my chat with Segun and I tried doing some other stuff until about 20 minutes later when I heard the ringtone of my phone. I checked the screen and it was a call from Funmilayo. I suddenly started to breathe heavily, my hand shook as I held the phone, I couldn’t pick the first call out of fear until the second call came in and I summoned courage to pick it up.
ME: ***shaking voice*** hi ma, sorry, hello Funmi
FUNMI: hello Onihaxy, hope you are fine?
ME: I’m fine ma. Sorry, I’m fine Funmilayo.
FUNMI: thanks so much for yesterday.
ME: you are welcome.
FUNMI: Onihaxy, what happened yesterday night?
ME: ****chai!!!!, e don happen****please what should I tell her now?
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