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Mercy:
sweetie what happen last night (she never
even greet good morning self). Me: what
happen as in? Mercy: you didnt pick my call
again after i told you i love you. Me: am on
my way to school, we will discuss when i
reach. Mercy: please be fast because i really
need answers cause am confuse. Me: na
which room una dey.
Mercy: in room 102. I
enter school and head straight to room 102 i
went to the back of seat and sat there with
everywhere noisy i sight mercy at one
corner alone, flipping through her note. Guy 1:
oh boy cultist para for my area yersterday
night oh. Guy 2: na so i hear, i hear say none
of them survive. Guy 3: na lie na blackass kill
buca i even hear say they cut their leader
head commot hang am for poll Guy 1: yes
when we comeout the head hang for poll na
we even call police, , hmm na wa oh, but the
others no even sustain any cut for their
body, but they just dey lifeless like people
wey them draw their soul commot for their
body. Jesus christ so those guys were killed
i need to call adanna and ask her what
happen, everywhere dey noisy we dey wait
for our lecturer, then mercy came over to
my side.
Mercy: good morning ( with strong
face) me: morning, how are you doing.
Mercy: am not fine, what is going on you are
acting weird. Me: please lets talk after class.
Mercy: no i demand to know now because
you are hurting me. Me: see lecturer will
soon come in lets just wait after class.
Mercy: no tell me now (she shouted getting
impatient) me: calm down na see you are
drawing audience (she look around and saw
everybody starring at us) i dont care about
them just tell me what is it? I was dumb she
has already started crying she stood up
looking me straight in the eyes. Ozes are you
breaking up with me? She ask, oh yeah she
read my mind well because i have never
behave like that before, if i want to tell her
something she will ask me once and i will
open up, but this one too heavy for my
mouth to talk.
Mercy: tell me are you
breaking with me? She asked again with all
eyes on us. Me: am sorry mercy.
Gboooaaaaii a heavy slap enter my chick, she
took her bag and storm out of the class
crying, on her she met our lecturer coming,
she just pass without even greeting him
lecturer: whats wrong with her. Course rep:
shes not feeling fine sir. waoh at last its
over i was happy she took the word out of
my mouth, i was a little bit relief, but i nor fit
concentrate for study again so i just took
excuse and left.
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It is
regretably lupubious that a girl with a
character equivalent with holy mary have to
go like that, and guys to tell you the truth i
didnt feel guilty about it me wey e be say i
nor dey use eye see or use ear hear say
mercy dey cry, na me come hurt her like this
na, chai na God go punish satan.
I went to
library to try and read so at least my
coming to school no go be total waste but for
where, i nor even fit read i sit down for
library dey reminisce over the whole matter,
i stay in the library for more than 1 hour
doing nothing, then blessing walk in, she look
around, she saw me at the extreme end
close to the window, she walk over to my
side smiling, she went to sit opposite me
close to the wall, nobody dey back na only
two of us, then i receive a test. “hello boo
what are you thinking about, is it about u and
mercy”? I reply her. “how that one take
concern you” she replied. “come on i just
want to cheer you up, i dont like seeing you
sad” i replied. “and how do you plan to do
that, by reminding me about mercy abi? She
replied.
“ok look over here” i look at her and
she open her legs wide, waoh see her fine
pinky pant with her fresh lap like turkey am
telling you guys that her leg dey shake ikebe
(lol). I replied. “Bleep you” she replied. “you
already did and would you like to do it
again?” i replied. “naughty girl, i think say you
be holy mama before” she replied. “yes for
other people mind i be holy mary, but for
your side am not” i replied. “Hmmm dont
know what to say” she replied. “follow me”
she got up and start moving to the admin, i
followed her, she sign out and i did too. She
wait for me outside.
Blessing: so na wetin
happen between you and mercy, she said as
we walk out of the school. Me: we broke up.
Blessing: why, what happend. Me: i dont know,
can we change the topic please? Blessing:
okay if you say so, Me: so what happen in
class? Blessing: nothing much just revision
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Me:
what topic? Blessing: Rainforest. Me: okay no
problem, so where are we going. Blessing: to
my place of course. Me: no am going home, i
need to sleep. Blessing: come on you can
sleep at my place, beside i cook your
favorite.
Me: then lets move fast na, she
laugh and we continue gisting till we reach
her house, she open the door and offer me a
sit. Me: abeg give me food make i chop first
before any other thing. Blessing: you and
food eeh, na God go save you oh. She serve
me food, i started eating while she UnCloth in
my front, she put on a seductive dress that
show her laps and breast, she put on music
and started dancing, she will shake her ass
then turn and face me and use her right
hand to point me in a seductive way, then she
will put her index finger in her mouth and lick
it. Oboy this girl is tempting, i finish the food
sharp sharp i drink water while i continue
watching her, she dance so well like maggie q
in Unclad weapon when she wanted to kill her
first target.
She knelt down crawl to me like
necodemus when God change him to animal,
as she attempt to plant a hot kiss on my lips
me i don close my eye finish set my mouth
to receive the kiss then a thunderous slap
from nowhere landed on her chicks, i open
my eye and saw her in bed holding two of
her teeth with her left hand and her right
hand on her chicks, with blood gushing out
from her mouth. My friends use to tell me
things like this happen but i didnt believe it
but now i witness it myself, i was in a state
of dilemma that i ask her. Me: wetin happen
( standing up as i say make i go hold her,
she signal me to stop using her right hand )
Blessing: you are asking me what happen
when i should be the one asking you? ( she
said still holding her chick, with blood gushing
out her mouth) who the hell are you, are you
some marine spirit or what? I know say i
take oath but na only kiss na no be sex, and
by the way na were the hand come from self
i ask myself. I didnt know what to do, she just
sat on the bed and hold her chick confused.
Me: am sorry i manage to say. Blessing: just
leave and please never come back. I quickly
took my phone and dash our of her room,
chai na which na which kind yawa be this na,
oh yes adanna pussi sweet pass any other
girl wey i don taste but at least i still need to
form bad guy for were other girls dey na,
so that one mean say i nor go dey near any
other girls again be that, well i know wetin i
go do tomorow i go carry adanna go school
go form big boy things, at least them go
know say my level don change na im make i
nor dey near them again, and again i thank
my God no be mercy that thing happen to, i
dont know why but i still have soft spot for
mercy, but my crazy illusionary love with
adanna cover everything. on my way i called
her, she didnt even let me to talk before she
said. Adanna: you should know that you
belong to me now and am always watching
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Me: so you
mean say na u truly slap her? Adanna: yes
that was me. Me: why would you do
something like that, you remove two of her
teeth for christ sake. Adanna: but you told me
shes just a friend. I didnt say anything.
Adanna: you should becareful, if i didnt stop
you, you would have been the one dead by
now, leaving me alone in this world, you are
all i have and anything i mean anything that
tried to come on our way shall meet his or
her demise, also you should know that we
are one now, one body and one soul, you
asked me who i am the other day, today you
will know, just do what i ask you to do in the
evening then you will get answers to all your
questions. Do i really need answers again
when i’ve seen with my korokoro eye?
Question for the gods.
Me: am sorry about
that it will not happen again i assure you ( i
dont know instead of me to be angry with
her, i found myself apologising as if my name
is apollo) Adanna: i know it will not happen
again, go home now i drop something for
you. Me: i will soon get there, wetin you drop
Adanna: when you get there you will know
Me: no wahala, later na. Adanna: ok bye.
Hmmm na truth she talk oh, because my dicck
don ready for action already assuming she
no stop me i for go there oh. Me: bye
hornie” i said as i cut the call. Do we really
need to say goodbye according to her she be
cctv wey dey watch me 24 hours, well e no
matter sha so far say na win win (for my
mind with her i don hit jackpot, but that slap
sha) I got home open my door, do i really
need to ask where she got my key to open
the door i dont think so, i dropped my bag
carelessly, i sama pure water for my belle
then i took the bag from my table and open
it, guys guess whats inside, “A GOLDEN CHAIN”
i brought it out, na so e dey sparkle like sun,
oh boy this thing go cost oh i said, i took it
out and wear it, i took mirror and look at it
very well to see if the chain fit me, oh yeah e
over fit me remain, so i took it off, took my
bath and sleep, around 5:00p.m my phone
woke me up, i check the phone na just test
message from mercy.
“i know that you are
not yourself today because the person i fall
in love with cannot behave like that, you can
say its over but for me is not, exactly what
happen in my dream thats exactly whats
happening now, if you really want to breakup
with me, please do me one last favor, our
general overseer (lord’s chosen) will be
coming to aba this next month please i want
you to be there, i dont care if u break my
heart or not pls try and come if you ever
love me at all you will come, and one last
thing, please dont collect any golden chain
from anybody thank you my love” i should
not collect golden chain from anybody?, i took
the chain i look at it, i took my phone i read
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message
again, i hiss and throw the phone on my bed
because i didnt collect the phone from
anybody i collect it from my love adanna, i
put the chain on, wear my clothes and went
outside, she say make i watch outside around
6 and now its 5:45 pm. I went to one
supermarket, they have plasma tv outside
were we watch match, i sat down outside and
start watching match, barcelona vs arsenal,
of course barcelona dey always beat arsenal,
but this february arsenal must beat barca in
Jesus name ( i know say aminat508 and
ritababe go say amen) lol.
I continue watching
my match jejeje, then suddenly everybody
turn their attention to the main road, me too
i join them, i saw many women tieing white
rapper design with red thread, and they rub
white chalk on their body, some carry drum
dey play, while some carry calabash for head,
then i saw on walking majestically in their
middle, tieing only white rapper, design with
cowries and white chalk, and on her head
placed a red crown, they were singing song
known to them only (if you are from aba pls
come and verify, make una no think say i dey
lie,) they continue moving majestically, no
sleepers or shoe and everybody continue
gazing at them as they continue moving, as
them dey go, she turn her head and look my
direction, my heart jump enter my mouth, she
smile as they continue moving to the place
known to them only.
Well i wasnt that
surprise to see her, honestly i saw glimpse
of it, but i need to know what she is and i
need to hear it from her mouth, in order to
reduce my thinking i order for one bott’e of
star even though i nor dey drink before, but
this time i need something more than hot,
and since i dey the right place i just cucuma
start drinking without thinking. Guy 1: chelsea
go beat man utd Guy 2: go sit down who
know chelsea. Guy 3: guy forget that thing oh
you know say we get costa now. Guy 2:
forget about costa phil jones go pocket am.
Guy 3: haahaha who know phil jones, even
though self e fit pocket pocket costa what of
fabregas? Guy 2: fabregas wey dey lost for
match, nobody go pocket am e go pocket
himself.
Guy 5: man united na only talk una
sabi talk, no bi small arsenal beat una for F.A
cup and na una welbeck even score the
winning goal, Guy 2: forget that one, arsenal
no fit beat us again, we just dash them
welbeck because im leg na biscuit, na so so
injury im dey injure. Guy 1: guy shotup you
too get mouth after we beat una finish na,
you go keep quiet like mumu. Guy 2: thunder
fire that na head wey be like were train dey
pass go london for calling me mumu. Guy 3:
thunder fire your papa if na cause. Guy 2:
guy na me you dey talk to, look me well oh i
resemble your mate, because of say i sit
down here with you you come get mind to
dey yarn for were big bros like me dey talk.
Guy 1: abeg shot up for there, wether you be
old man or not, so far me and you dey here
together we be mate. Guy 2. If you nor shot
up for there na i go para this bottle for your
head, you dey mad you know who i be Guy 1:
guy u nor fit do more than a dead rat, do
your worse (standing up and pulling his
shirt, ready for
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fight) the other
guy took star bottle and throw it at the other
guy, the bros bend down and dodge it, the
bottle flew and smash the back of my head, i
didnt even feel any pain at all, no injury
nothing at all, after i check the back of my
head i see say no blood, no scratch and no
sign of injury, i stood up and ask. Me: na
who be the person wey throw that bottle.
(before i they talk finish the bar don empty).
Well i dont know what happened but i know
Adanna play a role in it, not withstanding i
finish my drink, called the barman from
inside and pay my bill. Barman: were
everybody dissapear go?
Me: am i their
keeper? Lol the guy dey craze, why im wan
para for my head na, i left the place by 7:45 i
took my phone and started chatting with my
friends in school, we gist about alot of things,
and i still dey road, i continue chatting and
laughing like a madman, you know sometimes,
the light of your phone will dim your eye that
you wont know where you are going again,
na so i dey chat dey go then kpooarr i fall
inside gutter and injure my leg i wonder why
adanna no protect me this time, person wey
dey follow me for back begin laugh like say
na basketmouth show im dey, well i nor
blame am. I reach my house around 7:50 i
enter my room jejeje i lock my door, i
remove the chain and hang it on the wall i
remove my clothes remaining only boxer and
singlet, i lay down on my bed, thinking over
the whole issue, well i dont know how we
started but i know how we will end, is either
we marry each other or we both die, i smile
as i think about her, i will proudly take her to
my mum and show her the beautiful angel i
will marry, and no body, i repeat nobody will
stop me from marrying the girl of my
dream, i continue thinking about her and my
joy continue rising, the thing is that am not
myself anymore, her smile, her lips and her
breath infact everything about her brings me
closer to her, when i remember how she
smile when she look at me on the road, oboy
my head wan scatter, but wait oh, why was
she at the middle and why was she the only
with a crown, well i guess i have to wait for
her to get those answers, i was lost in my
thought when a test enter my phone.
“you
brought your witch girlfriend to kill my
boyfriend and his friend abi, dont worry i will
show you pepper and i will tell you that we
owns this aba, if you dont know, my father
was part of the men that terrorise aba in
2005 and 2006, i still have contact with all his
friend and am going to show you pepper that
you will run back to that your fucking edo
state.” i dont need to ask who sent me that
message now do i? I just read the message
and smile, if the she no succeed for the first
time wetin make her think say she go
succeed this time, abeg make she go sit down
joor, she even get boyfriend na im she dey
sanko my dicck join abi, na thunder go fire
that her big yashh, i took my darling laptop, i
check my cassete and i select “arrow 3” i like
that film die, the guy join act for the flash
self. I concentrated on my film, sleeping on
my bed and backing my door, my stomach
rumble, na wetin i go eat na, i thought
assuming mercy dey here na she go just
cook for me sharp sharp, hmmm i think am
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missing her
already, then i remember faith, i gave her
money to buy obstacle for her soup, i quickly
stood up, took my cooler and put it on black
bag, i lock my door and set out to faith
house, on my way i saw chinansa discussing
with three grab guys i went to meet her. Me:
good evening chinansa, bros una good
evening oh. Chinansa: what, can we help you?
She said eyeing me from head to toe. Me:
una dey plan how to attack me abi? No
wahala, thank God say i still save your
number for my phone and as e dey like this
na im i dey carry am go show police (for my
mind, lol who wan waste 5k again) so,
because i dey my own jejeje you carry
wahala come my doormouth, abi na by force
to date you, no worry police go come your
house tomorow morning,
she just kept
looking at me like a boyscout. Me: as for una,
i don mark una face if anything happen to
me, na police case una go find una self . Bro
1: oga mi why you dey para like that na, you
na our man na, and na we we, so make you
chil like ice water ( he said opening his open
teeth like solomon randy . Bro 3: na we we
make you nor dey para again u dey feel me
so, as we don see u so, we don believe say
u na correct guy, so chinansa my hand no
dey again i dont commot ( he said washing
his hand like pilas, no be say water dey oh) .
They walk off chinansa, and disappear, then
she face.
Chinansa: you think say i dey fear
police, if you like go carry soldier, mopol, and
even carry mobile police join (mumu mopol
no be mobile police) infact go carry boko
haram join, all i know is that i must revenge
my boyfriend i dont care how i go about it,
she said and catwalk out of me, omen see
her yash as she dey waka, na that yash first
make me go meet her, now that yash wan put
me for am again, i clear my head and set to
faith house. I walk to the main road (mcc)
and corner to umuojima road after 5minutes
of walking, i turn over to her street and
2minutes later i found myself at her
doormouth. Kokoko i knock, who is that? She
answered.
Me: memeor oziegbe, hwiode ah
( na me open door) faith: se muza iva de
( wait am coming). She opened the door, and
i saw her sweating like shegoat, i enter
inside and saw another man sweating like
hegoat chai my edo sister oh, i smiled. Me:
good evening sir. Bros: good evening oga
how we dey. Me: you dey fine sir, but me dey
hungry. Faith: u nor well i know say na im
make you come, see the pot for there carry
am as you want. Why she no go talk like that
wey she want make i leave sharp sharp so
that they go continue their kerewa ontop bed,
lol, if na before she nor go even gree make i
touch spoon talkless of to carry soup for
pot, i jejely pack the soup and remain small
one for her ( black soup na one of my best
soup so i nor dey use am play ) after i
finish tie the nylon i told her bye and leave
her and her loving loving make them continue
were them stop, i walk out of the compound,
i enter umuojima road and after 3minutes of
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* walking i
heard something from my back following me,
i look back i didnt see anybody, i continue
moving, then i heard the footstep again, i look
back and i saw nothing, i dial adanna number
and i heard the ringtone from where i was
standing, i look back where the sound was
coming from i didnt see her, then i turn to
face front and woai she stood in my front
like undertaker almost taking my breath away
making me to drop the cooler ( chai ) that
soup pain me die, she saw the
dissapointment in my face and said. “dont
worry i will pay for it by taking you out, from
there you can ask me any question you want”
my belle sweet me and the worms in my
stomach make noise in form of celebration.
Adanna: why are you starring at me like that
and smiling.
Me: the way you say you will
take me out make me want to kiss your lips.
Adanna: and what are you waiting for? Me:
because we dey road and somebody might……
Come here joor she said planting a wet kiss
in my mouth, she wore white gown, with red
trouser like indian woman, she wore red
shoe and yes that bangles still dey hand,
after drawing the breath out of me through
kissing, she hold my hand and we continue
walking. Me: so what are you. Adanna: a little
patient now wont hurt, huh. Me: why must we
get to were we are going before we start
discusion.
Adanna: because we are not alone
and i wont want to share my secret to
everybody. Me: okay if you say so no
problem. Adanna: thats my love, she said
showing me her rice teeth. Me: so is there
no way you can just make us vanish to were
we are going. Adanna: ahahahahahahaha Oh
God i love her laugh.
Adanna: and what makes
you think i can do that. Me: because you have
been doing it, like how you dissappear to slap
blessing and how you always come to my aid
mysteriously. Adanna: ahahahaha i dont do
that, i only watch you in a mirrow. Me: waoh
so you mean you slap her through mirrow.
Adanna: yes, ok thats enough, when we get
to were we are going you will get more
answers. Me: ok where are we going by the
way? Adanna: when we reach there you will
know. We continue walking discussing about
school till we get to anyankwo market we
enter the street beside it, and continue
walking till a place i know nothing of. I check
my time on my phone 8:46pm, no network on
my airtel and on my mtn sim, we walk for
20minutes more i check my time again it say
8:46 again, still same time and no network,
then fear begin catch me.